We all know what this is.
As we get older we are not as limber as we once were.
Most things shrink with age too.
And our arms are one of them.
So when it came time for a friend of ours to need some suppositories the ole arms were just not long enough to do the job.
So in comes the:
Didn't know they made such a thing but glad to know that there is someone out there that invented this little gadget to help insert something up our ass!
It was a bit confusing, but the suppository got inserted. There is a little stopper on it, and since it was not known what position that stopper should be in, the suppository did not get inserted "ALL" the way in. But he figured out that it would melt and all would be fine.
Since he was in the kitchen, in his birthday suit, he figured that he would rub some CBD ointment on his hip that was aching pretty bad. Leaning on the counter kind of stretched the hip joint allowing for a bit of relief as he rubbed the ointment onto his hip area.
All of a sudden something triggered the mother of all sneezes. Out flew the suppository. It hits the floor and slides across the room. Just as he turns around to see where it went, in swooped his dog and ate up the suppository!
Now dogs have iron stomachs and a nose for ass.
Not knowing really what to do he went off to work anyway.
Upon arrival of coming home, the dog met him at the door all happy like!
His PEZ dispenser had arrived!
LOL
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