Hey! Ma!
How's the search for a buddy coming along?
"Well Star, To be honest, not so good.
There isn't one donkey looking for a home within a 200 mile stretch of this place!
What are your thoughts on a Mule?"
"A WHAT?"
"Well I found this totally adorable and cute little Molly Mule,
and she is looking for a home."
"Here I will show you a picture."
Star: "Well she certainly is not as cute as me!"
Me: "Star, you ARE cute. SHE is Beautiful! That is two different things."
Star: "You hurt my feelings!"
ME: "I'm Sorry, but it is true."
"So, anyway, Star, what do you think about having a Mule for a sister?"
Star: "Hey, Libby! What are your thoughts?"
Libby: "Shut UP Star! I am trying to levetate some hay from the barn to my feeder!"
Star: "WELL! You don't have to be an A$$ about it!"
Libby: "I said: S.H.U.T.U.P.! I can't concentrate while your flapping that velvet smooth nose of yours!"
Star: "Ok! Fine! If she will play nice and be my buddy then I will do my best to be her friend."
"She has no training, so I would be taking on a big responsibility!."
Star: "I can help you train her!'
Me: "Star, you barely lead and push me all over the place!"
Star: "Well that is because I need more practice. But I stand really nice and let you love all over me, and I even pick my feet up really good! Doesn't that account for something?"
Me: "Yes it does Star! It makes up for you lack of manners."
Star: "I will continue to do well at just being 'cute'."
